If You Bought A Piece Of My Mind

 Just by giving me a penny for my thoughts, I’ll give you at least a nickel of my mind.

I promise not to go over a dime, but it’ll take about a quarter of your time.

What I have got to say may not be worth a dollar.

However, you were the one willing to pay a cent for an obviously pointless vent.

So, may I suggest next time, for money well spent,

instead of you paying me for your time, I’ll just pay you a piece of my mind.